Obviously you add music to your measterpiece.
1. Lets get the food right. Cook a sirloin medium rare, anything more will turn your food into dust. (cook takes a quick beer)
2. Get a red onion sliced and caramelized. (cook takes a quick beer)
3. Take thin slices of that now cooked meat and add it to a buttered bun bottom (salted butter please). Place this bun on the grill topping it off with your onions, and cheese the crap out of it. Heat until the cheese drools off the sides.
4. Add this.
5. Serve with a side of Attack in Black